Coming from High Wycombe or Beaconsfield

High Wycombe and Beaconsfield are not next door. They are a reasonable drive when the M40 is behaving and the weather is ordinary, and a silly one in fog or snow. I would rather you came once, properly, than sat in traffic for a price you saw on an old screenshot. The clinic is Emmanuel Hall, Swan Bottom, The Lee, Great Missenden, HP16 9NN. I am Jade. There is no second clinic.

When the drive is worth it

You already know you want NeoGen, or you want NAD+ because you do not want a London longevity clinic, or you want one person rather than a menu. Eyes and hands from £350. Neck from £450. Face and arms from £750. NAD+ from £100. Cell Story £240. Dermalux £50. If you are still comparing six clinics, read the journal first and then book a conversation. Do not drive over to be sold to.

People do come from further than Beaconsfield, including women who could have gone into London. The reason is the room. One practitioner, no waiting room of other treatments, and I am the same person at the consult and on the day. That is either what you want or it is not.

How to make the journey ordinary

• Book a time with margin. Sat nav drops people at the wrong end of the lane the first time.
• If we are doing a stronger NeoGen, do not plan a full afternoon of errands in Wycombe on the way home.
• In fog, leave earlier or move the day. I would rather move you than have you rush the last mile.
• Call 07554 773396 if the map and the lane disagree. I will talk you in.

Monday to Friday, 9 until 6. Saturday by appointment. If the treatment is decided, the drive is fine. If it is not, write first.